Special Sites for Special People

 Screen shot - movies.pics (sic), 2018

Screen shot - movies.pics (sic), 2018

movies.pics (sic) and Magweb info


Pics, Movies Biography

Magweb Biography

movies.pics (sic) Biography

Magweb Biography

movies.pics (sic)


13 March 1999 and 20 April 2009

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 Dave Pics (nee Magweb), 2018

Dave Pics (nee Magweb), 2018

Dave Pics (nee Magweb) biography

Movies Pics (sic) was put online at 13.33 EST, on 13 March 1999, which provides it with an interesting retro feel and appearance. 

Dave Pics (the CEO) and inventor, no less, had a great interest in train sets, which led him to the obvious conclusion that he should set up a movie site, at the tender age of two and three quarters. 

Dave Pics once watched a movie on the telly, but he didn’t understand the language and nuances of the piece; “what’s a new….GET LOST!!” So, he returned to the comfort of playing with “new and interesting” parts he found on his own person. 

After school had predominantly failed to teach him sentence structure, grammar and paragraphs he left to great cheers!  Dave Pics had always wanted to be famous, so this reminded him of his “most bodacious website, dude!” 

Dave Pics attempted to view a TV program.  His mummy sat with him, to explain the difficult parts, but Dave was such a fan of theatre, movies, TV and all art he doesn’t understand and didn’t contribute to, that he found himself extremely empathic toward the story and the characters, which caused him to drive his train to the destination of mummy's prefrontal corex, killing her instantly. 

Dave spent the next few years “having a break, sir.” 

At the maximum security hospital, Dave found many new friends.  “Yeah, Dave got owned quick and good,” stated Mr Big, his ward mate. 

When Dave had completed his “break”, or “rest”; his social worker suggested he might journal, to work out his “thoughts.”  Dave sat and sat and sat with his “borrowed” legal note pad and found that thoughts do not arrive as quickly as trains…..to the station…..of  his mother’s head, so he stabbed and stabbed and ripped at the pages, as an penultimate act of “big creativity.” 

Having discovered his vast creative ability, Dave decided to return to building his inspired website.  Almost immediately, Dave discovered a now twenty eight year old website, of great fame and accuracy, which movie professionals make additions to.  Dave’s fist “accidentally” went through the wall and his computer “broke.” 

Once Dave had been released and the anti-psychotics had worn off, he was able to “see the opportunity, which God had sent to his son….me.”  Dave had realised that he need not learn to research, read, or learn basic concepts of English composition, he could simply stea….”stick to the good resea….looking stuff up and that…erm, from only the bestest place,” which meant that he could take information from the notable site, without reading, or ever updating it.  This in turn freed up Dave’s time to visit Mr Big and the other boys, play with his trains and set up Magweb!!!

 Screen shot - Magweb, 2018

Screen shot - Magweb, 2018

Magweb was put online at 6.66 EST, on 20 April 2009, in celebration of Hitler's birthday, because Softlayer and Dave Pics (nee Magweb) are 'inclusive'.  Due to the obvious fact that Movies Pics (sic) is so very successful and accurate, Dave Pics (nee Magweb) was assured that he need not change a single part of the 'facts' he had 'collected', although he made a few design tweeks, having learned so much over the years.  The most outstanding element of the site which both he and his host are very proud of is that it is very 'clean' and that has the handy effect of 'hastening the deaths' of epileptics, which is a 'public service', obviously and is a great way to honor their hero; Hitler.  

 DAVE!!! erm.... PIC!!!.....ard of Softlayer.....IS Softlayer's 'legal' team, 2018

DAVE!!! erm.... PIC!!!.....ard of Softlayer.....IS Softlayer's 'legal' team, 2018

Dave was confused and hurt to find that only Softlayer would host his sites; being fellow fans of “borrowing” and (incorrectly) “describing” random things because, as “good” people they feel that the most important principle to uphold is “freedom of speech.”  They were soon able to woo him, like Ted Bundy, with their “charm” and “respect”, assuring him that his right (and in turn, their right, but never mind that – nothing to see here) was of greater value than that of those he chose to “research.”  Softlayer are the ‘parent company’ of IBM, (a fact which made Dave feel ‘comforted’, after his mother’s sudden death) who pay virtually no tax, so the destruction of other people’s careers, through defa… “freedom of speech” and their consequent need to claim welfare is; “not our concern, or subject to our policy,” much like Adolph Hitler who, like Dave Pics (nee Magweb), they admire greatly, because they are well inclusive and ting, alright?!   Right, however, they need not worry about “visiting” Dave when he next has a “rest” in the maximum secure hospital, because they have a “bright future,” ffs!

Unfortunately and very surprisingly Movies Pics (sic) and now the mighty (lol) Magweb have not yet become the competitor of the origin of his material, but Dave knows that is “just around the corner,” so he continues to fund his “invention” through his noted work at Jessie’s Coffee Bar.




 Dave meeting 'Tom Thumb', 2018

Dave meeting 'Tom Thumb', 2018

Dave Pics (nee Magweb) info


Nickname: Retard


Height - 13 inches


Known for: Nothing found


Newspapers: nothing found


Quotes:  “I see the opportunity, which God had sent to his son….me.”


Trademark: 1990’s retro


Videos: nothing found


Acting in Movies: nothing found


Other Work on Movies: nothing found




 Miss Boogle's Training and Behaviour for Special Children, C2000

Miss Boogle's Training and Behaviour for Special Children, C2000

Other Work:

Miss Boogle’s Training and Behaviour for Special Children


2001 – 2013


Hell’s Maximum Security Hospital for the Criminally Insane


2013 – 2018


Council of Hell

Street Sweeper



 Advertisement for Happy Face Clothing, 2018

Advertisement for Happy Face Clothing, 2018

Rik’s Doughnuts




Happy Face Clothing

Tea Boy



Jessie’s Coffee Bar

Cup Washer




Where was Dave Pics (nee Magweb) born?